He’s going to destroy my career before it even has a chance to become a reality. The edges of the paper crumple in my sweaty grip, and I fight the urge to tear it to shreds, along with every copy sitting on the rack in front of me. For the second time in two months, it’s a picture of my “boyfriend” locked in an unmistakably passionate embrace with another woman, except this time she’s wearing a giant black strap-on.
I hiss under my breath as I stare at the headline-and the compromising picture accompanying it-splashed in vivid color across the front page of the gossip rag displayed prominently in the checkout line at my supermarket. How is he going to explain this one away to girlfriend Holly Wix and his fans? A missed connection gone viral.ĬOUNTRY STAR JC HUGHES CAUGHT BETWEEN A COCK AND A HARD PLACE Now I’ve had a taste of unicorn pussy-the sweetest, rarest of all pussy-and I need it again. She didn’t leave her name or number when she disappeared from the hotel room after the hottest fucking night of my life. With her, it was like emergency flares mixed with jet fuel. I’ve just sold 99% of women on going home with me.Īnd guess what? It works for me just fine.īooks talk about sparks flying. Honestly, I don’t need to say anything else.
I’ve got a big dick and an even bigger bank account.
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